I kid you not...

My husband offered to take me out to dinner this week, just the two of us. We never seem to be able to get some time together. He offered because his company gave him a restaurant card for a particular restaurant. Okay. Not quite romantic but I figured a night out for the two of us anyhow. The company gave us a free meal at Swiss Chalet. I looked at my husband. He couldn't possibly be serious. In a huff, I told him to take his mother.